Draft for review before launch. Not legal advice. Fill in anything in [brackets].
Roast Pit & Banner Rules
Last updated [launch date]
The short version: Roast Mr. Nobody, Uncle Sam, your rival team, your state or Mondays as hard as you want. Don’t target real private people, don’t be hateful, don’t threaten anyone. Break the rules and your post comes down and your money comes back.
Totally fine
- Roasting Mr. Nobody, Uncle Sam, the website, the business plan and the cardboard crown.
- Roasting sports teams, cities, states, rival fans and days of the week.
- Birthday shout-outs, inside jokes and “hi mom.”
- Promoting your own business, app or site on a sponsored banner.
Not allowed
- Naming, targeting or harassing real private people (exes, coworkers, neighbors).
- Personal information: phone numbers, addresses, emails, account names of private people.
- Hate or slurs about race, religion, gender, sexuality, disability or nationality.
- Threats, violence, or anything sexual.
- Heavy profanity. A little spice is fine; the filter holds the rest for review.
- Spam, scams, misleading ads, or impersonating someone (including pretending to be a celebrity).
- Anything illegal, or ads for things Stripe or US law don’t allow.
How review works
- Most roasts post instantly. Ones that trip the filter are held until a human checks them.
- Every sky banner is reviewed before it flies.
- If we remove or decline your paid post, you get a full refund. No arguing, no fine print.
Mr. Nobody’s replies
Mr. Nobody replies to roasts, usually within a few minutes. Replies are jokes, mostly at his own expense.