Draft for review before launch. Not legal advice. Fill in anything in [brackets].

Privacy Policy

Last updated [launch date]
The short version: We collect as little as possible. Stripe handles your card (we never see it). We show only the name you choose on the Wall. We don’t sell your data and we don’t run ad trackers.

What we collect

What we don’t do

Who we share it with

Only the services needed to run the site: Stripe (payments), our printing partner (merch orders), our hosting and database provider, and an AI service that writes Mr. Nobody’s replies (it receives the roast text, tagname, state and amount, never your email or payment details). We may also share information if the law requires it.

How long we keep it

Purchase records are kept as long as needed for taxes and accounting. Public Wall entries and roasts stay up while the site runs, unless you ask us to anonymize them.

Your choices

Email hello@donatemeamillion.com to change your public name to “Anonymous,” remove a roast you wrote, or ask what we have about you or for it to be deleted (except what we must keep for taxes).

Kids

The site isn’t meant for children under 13, and we don’t knowingly collect their information.